Contradictio in Terminis

Exams: 3/5*

Dear body:

WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Stop dying on me! Exams aren't done yet, you cannot keep collapsing all over the place halfway through the day. I require the ability to complete sentences until Thursday at 5pm! I have to study like a mofo for French and Biopsyc, and that is dependent upon your ability to continuously maintain adequate muscle tension and to actually concentrate for more than 30 seconds at a time! This zoning out business has got to stop.

No love,
Sarah

a;sdlfjasdklf I am going to fail all the things. I am panicking now, but I cannot concentrate enough to study, which is new and unsettling. Thoughts start forming in my mind and then before I can complete them, they get obscured by white noise. So dumb.

As long as I can make it til Thursday, all will be forgiven.

*Exams I have a shot at passing: 0/5

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BRB FAILING AT LIFE FOREVER~ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WORST INTERVIEW OF LIIIIIFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE OMG WHY AM I ALLOWED TO GO ON EXISTING, I DONUT GET IT.

*headdesk forever*

Today, I have done: contacted the Community Housing Office. What's that, I might actually have somewhere to live next year? *FINGERS CROSSED*
...am doing: nothing (no, wait, I'm eating KD. The real kind, not the whole wheat crap. *rebel*)
...will do: try to survive the rest of the day on three hours of sleep

ASLDFKJAS;DL DAMMIT. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WORK, WHY IS MY SHIFT SCHEDULED DURING ALL THE COOL EVENTS?! Grrr, not only do I have make up dance classes* that day, but I just got an email about "Queer Inquiry at Queen's: Presents advances in queer research and theory made by Queen's faculty in the fields of psychology, gender studies, religion, and law." aka Queen's profs and stuff talking about queer issues** and I want to gooooooooooooo, but I can't. Watch me D-FACE LIKE ZQ.

*Edited because HOLD THE PHONE, lemme tell you how excited I am for the QDC dance recital coming up Mar. 25 - 27. I AM SO EXCITED. EXCITED LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA. (cherishedsaulie : You don't understaaaaaaaaaaaand!) Our routines are going to be fucking amazing. Inter Lyrical is going to be like phwoarrrr, except also really random, methinks. IDK, I can't really explain the choreography, but it feels kind of disjointed and bunched, if you get what I mean. Nonetheless, it is dance, and it will be so fantastic.

Maybe not as fantastic as our Beginner Hip Hop routine, though. BECAUSE THAT WILL BE EPIC LIKE NOTHING ELSE. I am determined to make it so (m-m-make it so, m-m-m-make it so). I mean, guys, the basic idea of it is "Frat vs Sorority" (coughLIKETHISFICcough) so it already has a baseline level of fantastic awesome. I'm in the "frat" section and IDEK HOW TO EXPRESS HOW EXCITED I AM FOR THIS. We get to learn cool moves and it looks so boss when our instructor shows us how it's going to work that if it were possible to continuously jizz one's pants for days on end, that's what I'd be doing for this recital.

*looks at last sentence* ...Ahem. Well, now that I've completely turned you off all forms of dance, ever...

TL;DR I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS RECITAL HOLY CRAP





**Yeah, queer issues at Queen's. Sounds like an oxymoron, no?