Contradictio in Terminis

KAS;DLFKJ;ASDTJ;ATKJ :D :D :D :D :D

TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY! :D

I am so heppi rn. Love to everyone!

( and retroactive love, of course, to Leonardo da Vinci, who would be 559 today. Or a zombie. He may have been a genius, but for once, I'll take my end of the deal :D )

THIS IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING I COULD BE WORKING ON RIGHT NOW: OMGOMGOMG DISCWORLD CONVENTION, ALSDKFAL;OMGGGG NEW BOOK COMING (EVENTUALLY),

;ALSKDJF;ASKLTJ;LSDTN;A GOOD OMENS ON TV

OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SO MUCH DOPAMINERGIC ACTION IN MY BRAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SHAKING AND CRYING AND FAPPING AND DYING HARDCORE RN ;ALSKDJF;ASLDJ;ASDJG; FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DO WANT


~*~FANSPLOSION IN MY PANTS~*~

GUYS GUYS GUYS YOU GUYS HEY--*

THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD FIC FOR YULETIDE OH MY GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW! FLAILING AND CRYING AND SHAKING AND FAPPING AND DYING RN~

FLASDFA; I JUST READ A DISC!DRABBLE ABOUT ASSASSINS AND THE PATRICIAN AND NOW I WANT FIC WHERE ATTEMPTING TO SNEAK INTO THE PATRICIAN'S PALACE IS SOME SORT OF HAZING RITUAL - OR AN UPPER-YEAR EXAMINATION, HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE SOMETIMES - IN THE ASSASSIN'S GUILD, AND AT THE END, VIMES** IS LIKE "WAT ARE U DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOU ARE ALL SILLY BUGGERS" AND FLOUNCES OUT.

AND NOW THE IMAGE OF VIMES TRYING TO FLOUNCE IS STUCK IN MY HEAD ;ASLDFJA I LOVE THE INTERNET. HOLIDAYS SHOULD HAPPEN MORE OFTEN.

*HOLY SHIT, A POST ALMOST ENTIRELY IN CAPSLOCK, THIS IS NEW ;P
** Because Vimes can never Not Be Involved. What are you, new?

THE HIGH-PITCHED NOISES OF UNADULTERATED JOY YOU HEAR RIGHT NOW ARE COMING FROM ME. OH MY GOD, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE THIRD EPISODE OF SHERLOCK? CAN WE? PLEASE?

...OK, WHEN I SAY "TALK", I MEAN "FLAIL AROUND IN PURE ECSTASY", OBVIOUSLY. ;ALSDKJAT;KNTA;SDTJKA;SDA;LSKDJF;ALSKDT;AKLSJDTASD;TASI I ALREADY KEYBOARDSMASHED A POST ON TUMBLR, BUT I'M STILL NOT COHERENT ENOUGH TO USE REAL WORDS. 

THE POOL SCENE JUST KILLED ME.

I THINK I'LL STICK WITH "I ENJOYED IT IMMENSELY", AND LET THIS GIF DO THE REST. BECAUSE IT EXPRESSES SO MUCH ABOUT THE WAY I FEEL RIGHT NOW.



 

ngl I think I hate this layout a little.

BUT THAT IS SO NOT THE TOPIC OF MY POST.

LAST NIGHT?! WENT CLUBBING!!!! WITH music_est_vita  and her mom (Sheila), and her mom's friend, Susan, who is a charming lady but reminds me of my grandmother. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Um, I mean cover was cheap, we danced a fuckload (and then people came up to me afterward and were all "We like your dancing!" and I was all "...CREEPY but thanksIguess"), and more guys hit on Sheila than on music_est_vita  and I combined, which was, you know, hilarious. (But Sheila is awesome, so at least the guys had taste?)

Pomegranate martinis are kind of the most delicious thing ever.

Today, I went and talked with my mom's friend, Cheerleader Mary, for two hours about University and the First-Year Experience, for a paper she's writing. It was... almost fun. :S Just got back from dinner with the grandparents (we bonded over White Collar, because my grandparents rock), and it was good times.

But, um, actually what I wanted to say was: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I AM SO EXCITE YOU HAVE NO IDEA, YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, GUESS WHO THE FUCK JUST GOT TICKETS TO EDDIE IZZARD'S TORONTO SHOW?!?!?!?!!?!!?!? 

SHAKING AND CRYING RN NEGL SON, SON I AM SO WHELMED. I made some really embarrassing fangirl noises at my mom when she showed them to me (the benefits of having parents you can flail mutually with: she read a newspaper article about his tour and Got An Idea).

I may not have a summer job or a way of paying my rent as of this post, but I have TICKETS to see EDDIE IZZARD and OH my GOD, that, like, makes up for it.