Contradictio in Terminis

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING?

In non-emo news, one exam down, two to go! (And a whole bunch of papers and essays, wooohoooo :/ But whatevs.) Right now, I am sitting in the Yellow Kitchen while one of my housemates, Lourdes, bakes a cake. It smells AMAZING, omfg. I'm also waiting for my laundry to be done; apparently in Europe, it is just fine that one load of laundry can take up to SIX HOURS. I put it in at seven, and by my calculations, it should be ready to hang at 1 am. WTF, Netherlands?! This is poopy, since I really want to go swimming tomorrow morning and I can't do that if my swimsuit is in the wash.  Arrgh. #firstworldproblems, I know.

Anyway, focusing on better things, I have been officially invited to Finland over Christmas! I AM SO EXCITED ;ASKLDF;AKSLFD;AJF;AS;DFL~ It would be so cool to spend Christmas in Finland; I get sooo giddy whenever I think about it, and I can't wait to book tickets (my fingers are tied in knots, hoping everything works out!)

In the meantime, though, my exams won't write themselves; I have a study group on Sunday that I need to prepare for, especially since Saturday will be taken up by the Plantsoenloop, an 8km run through the local park. Tot ziens, LJ!

Exams: 3/5*

Dear body:

WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Stop dying on me! Exams aren't done yet, you cannot keep collapsing all over the place halfway through the day. I require the ability to complete sentences until Thursday at 5pm! I have to study like a mofo for French and Biopsyc, and that is dependent upon your ability to continuously maintain adequate muscle tension and to actually concentrate for more than 30 seconds at a time! This zoning out business has got to stop.

No love,
Sarah

a;sdlfjasdklf I am going to fail all the things. I am panicking now, but I cannot concentrate enough to study, which is new and unsettling. Thoughts start forming in my mind and then before I can complete them, they get obscured by white noise. So dumb.

As long as I can make it til Thursday, all will be forgiven.

*Exams I have a shot at passing: 0/5

*picks self up off the floor*

*tentatively tries to reattach all the broken bits*

*fails*

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Did that just happen? Oyyy, and here I was thinking that abnormal psyc got better in the second semester. WHOOPS, GUESS NOT. :/ IDK if I am just being the "wronged woman" here, but was there a single question on there that actually pertained to, oh, I dunno, anything in the lectures?!

*while studying*
Sarah: "I totally got this!"

*reading first question*
Sarah: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU brb getting steamrolled by a multiple choice exam, oh fail"

Hurg.

Anyway, the notes must go on; LJ-therapy break over, time to tackle... BIOPSYCH! Noooooooooooooooooo

EXAMS: 4/5 FFFFFFFFFFFFFF I CAN'T EVEN RN

I know this sounds redundant/cliched/#NO1CURR, but OMG YOU GUYS, EXERCISE. PHYSICAL ACTIVITY. I AM AMAZED EVERY TIME. For instance, this was going to be a wangsty post full of teen angst and #FOREVERALONE sentiments, but I finished my exam early and went to the gym... and now I am all :-) and \o/.

What else? Nothing, you say, the library is dull and bleak. To which I say: trudat. IDK, the highlight of my day was when Warren Ellis responded to my tweet. It was only an emoticon, but it was my 0.0005s of fame!

The Epic Chronicles of Sarah and the War on Stats start tomorrow at 7:30am in the bowels of the library! O! the t-tests! O! the chi-square tests! O! the gratuitous amounts of caffeine! Will Sarah be able to master the art of the Mann-Whitney U-test? Or will the Pearson Correlation conquer her  once and for all? (It might, if it brings ordinal ranks with it, those bastards).

SO EXCITED TO BE HOME IN FIVE DAYS I CAN'T EVEN THINK. SO BASICALLY LIFE AS USUAL.

Y HALO THAR INTERNETS. BEEN A WHILE.

I would love to fill this space with the most epic and enticing tales of adventure, mayhem, shenanigans and maybe a spellbinding romance or two. Unfortunately, the past few days have been filled by approximately ten to fourteen hour days of LIBRARY STUDY STUDY STUDY lunch STUDY STUDY DIE STUDY STUDY sleep-wakeup-run STUDY... and yeah, aside from the fact that it's in capslock, that's not a very exciting schedule.

But I have news from yonder, and that news is: MOTHAFUCKIN HOLLA, ECON IS FUCKING DONE, BITCH. I AM SO EXCITE. French is also done, and that exam was fair, if nothing else.

SUM TOTAL:
Exams left: 1
Days of studying left: 4
DAYS UNTIL I AM IN TORONTO, FUCK YES: 6 (!!!!!!)
( random shit is random. a;lsdka;sldka SIX DAYYYYYSSSSSS )
( THAT one looks like VOMIT )

Ummm, what else happened.... Anna is hot. Glee is crazy. ZQ should have my babies. I THINK THAT ADEQUATELY SUMS UP THE WEEK.

OTHER THINGS THAT ARE AWESOME: cherishedsaulie  HAS MADE ICONS! FIGURE SKATING ICONS! OF AWESOME! I am not always a hyperactive eight-year old! Sometimes I'm five.

**What I did thar. Do u c it?

ETA ETA ETA:

EVAN+PILLOW = OTP (WHY DO I FIND THIS ADORABLE?)



NO, THIS WAS REALLY JUST AN EXCUSE TO POST THIS ONE: (I DON'T GET IT EITHER!!)

IT'S LIKE. WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR CROTCH EVAN? I MEAN I'M JOHNNY APPRECIATES IT IN BED AND ALL, BUT JUST... WHAT.


OH, GUYS. YOU. GUYS. THIS GIF. HAVE YOU SEEN IT:
IT DOES.... THINGS TO ME.
THINGS THAT MAKE ME