Contradictio in Terminis

ASD;LJKSD;LHTA;LSDF SO I DIDN'T ACTUALLY FINISH THE ROUGH DRAFT OF MY APPLICATION UNTIL AFTER I'D BROWSED THROUGH ALL 33 PAGES OF PTERRY FIC ON AO3 LAST NIGHT. DEAR SELF: WHUT IS THIS EVEN.

NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY EDIT THE DAMN THING. YEAH, CAUSE THAT'LL GO WELL.

ANYWAY, I HAVE NO PRIORITIES, BUT I DO HAVE A NEW BOOK! (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, Chloe and I are the worst shoppers ever, because we both believe in impulse buying and we went to Chapters. RECIPE FOR AWESOME DISASTUH RIGHT HURR~). I now have Terry Pratchett's I Shall Wear Midnight in my room, and I'm preparing to bid goodbye to any productivity, ever. O HAIIIIIIII TIFFANY, PLEASE CONTINUE TO BE YOUR AWESOMELY BAMF SELF! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

In other news, SO MUCH TO DO ARRRGHH AHHHHHHHHH! EXCEPT THOSE ARE SCREAMS OF HAPPY!STRESS, BECAUSE MOST OF THE THINGS ARE GOOD.

Tuesday:
- Go to work (morning)
- Buy nail polish (on way home from work)
- EXERCISE ASDFL;AKSDJG (afternoon)
- BRO AROUND LIKE A BOSS :D
- Family stuff (7:00pm)
- Homework/edit exchange application
- Video games??

ALSO, I WISH SOMEONE FROM WORK WOULD TAKE MY SHIFT, AS I AM NOT GOING TO BE IN KINGSTON FOR IT, JS. D-:<<<<<<<< GDI, if I have to explain this to my supervisor, heads will roll, and unfortunately, mine will be included.

EUGE! I am not dead. This is good. Other things that are good include:

1) I aten't dead.
2) MARCH BREAK WAS MADE OF EPIC WIN. FRANCE WAS AWESOME (there are lengthy notes to be typed up to this effect, lurking in my notebook). We made it out alive and unraped.
3) RUGBY TRYOUTS FUCK YEAH. (aklje;a final list posted tomorrow, fingers crossed)
4) A couple miscellaneous things that I hope I'll get the chance to elaborate on at a later date. AKA possibly during the weekend instead of studying for the epic number of tests/projects we've got.
5) My hands are smooooooooooooooth and soft (finally!), thanks to this amazing stuff from Crabtree & Evelyn.
5) Fandom is <3. As per usual ;-)

The Weekend:

1. Was slightly productive O.O
2. I love my Grandpa.
3. The snow today was incredible, oh man, best day so far this season, with perfect visibility to boot, it was gorgeous, and the snow was slippery and not too hard not too soft, beautifully groomed, ;aldjfalwe;rasdaf snowgasm.
4. Lolita. HOW HAVE I LIVED SEVENTEEN YEARS WITHOUT READING THIS? God, the way Nabokov writes, his facility with the language, it is astounding and simply enthralling, and wow. Oh Humbert. Oh, Lo. Bookgasm.
5. WHY, GUELPH, WHY? IT IS FEBRUARY FIRST. I WANT AN ACCEPTANCE LETTER FROM YOU. PLEASE ACCEPT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Um. Who's writhing in anticipation? Not me. Nope. Never. akraewra;wern I can't believe I'm this worked up about it; the site says "early February", so I shouldn't even be thinking about it this early, anyway


Happy Sunday night, everybody.