Contradictio in Terminis

Last night went wrong in just about every possible way.

( she takes a whiskey drink, she takes a vodka drink, she makes a royal idiot of herself. Mentions of vomit and alcohol and idiocy, please don't click if you find any of that disturbing )

TL;DR: OH MY GOD, I CANNOT HOLD MY LIQUOR AND THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING

Last night I went out for dinner with my family. I had half a glass of red wine. It was the most alcohol I've ever consumed in eighteen years (see: my entire life).
... What am I going to do at university?


And the night concluded on a rather unsanitary note when my brother threw up in the car. Or, rather, all over the car. He got the driver's seat, his seat, himself, the floor, and parts of the door too, in one fell spray. So, no school for him today. I think there's something wrong with this kid's immune system. He's been sick like once a month since January at least. I think it's because he's glued to the computer til X at night and wakes up an hour earlier than he needs to to go on the computer again in the mornings. I don't get it. He's only in grade nine. Facebook's not that interesting.