*headwall* (not nearly as catchy as *headdesk*, but much more apt)

[bitchy_merlin]

I AM OF THE OPINION THAT I NEED SOMETHING PORTABLE, DURABLE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HEAVY THAT I CAN CARRY WITH ME AT ALL TIMES AND USE TO BEAT MYSELF OVER THE HEAD WITH WHENEVER I HAVE INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS.

WHICH IS ALWAYS. >.<

WHY SO FAIL?


In terms of other topics, I've had an OUAC tab open for the past half hour and have yet to actually do anything with it. Which programs? Which universities? What do I want to do with my life? *brainsplodey*