I bow to Murphy

Last night went wrong in just about every possible way.

( she takes a whiskey drink, she takes a vodka drink, she makes a royal idiot of herself. Mentions of vomit and alcohol and idiocy, please don't click if you find any of that disturbing )

TL;DR: OH MY GOD, I CANNOT HOLD MY LIQUOR AND THAT'S SO EMBARRASSING

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SOOOOOOOOOOO LOOKIT THIS! BUTTERBEER! IRL! OMG! ONE ONE ONE!

MY NOT-SO-INNER HARRY POTTER NERD IS KIND OF ECSTATIC. BECAUSE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO TRY BUTTERBEER. (K, I am a bit dubious in re: how this would taste, BUT IT SHALL BE DONE OVER CHRISTMAS, MAKE NO MISTAKE)

...and I clearly am an idiot/go to Queen's/HAVE NOT LEARNED MY LESSON because my first thought was "wait, where's the alcohol in here?"