Contradictio in Terminis

Ach. I had a lovely post typed up that I'd spent an embarrassingly long time laboriously typing up on my iPod, and then I touched the wrong part of the screen, and alas. No saved draft.

Clearly I will have to leave the mobile posting to another time.

Here's the summary:

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I'm going to go remedy that now, as I have conveniently realized that I have not one but THREE chapters of cognitive psyc to catch up on before I can start studying for next week's midterm. TO THE BOOKS!

You guys, my mom was biking (in Hamilton), and then fell off her bike and broke her wrist and now she needs surgery, and I have to leave for work in 34 mins. What the fuck.

( cut for things you already know )

Son of ETA: Pimping the Torontoist because I can.

This post is the estranged stepchild of THIS EPIC AND WHELMING WORK OF BRILLIANCE (Most. Epic. Ever.), and came about because The Lonely Island will forever hold a special place in my heart. My undying gratitude goes to cherishedsaulie  and thatdayismine  for their awesome input.

So please... ENJOY. :D

( EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE HIT THE FUCKIN' DECK )