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HALLELUJAH, GUYS, I'M FINALLY CAUGHT UP!

Watched the last few episodes AND HOW EXACTLY HAVE I SURVIVED SO LONG WITHOUT IT? I FEEL LIKE A JUNKIE.

FUCK. I wish I had pics with which to make a picspam for you guys, because THAT SHIT IS EPIC.

1. SO, THE DREAM, YES? DEAN'S DREAM? IN WHICH HE GOES FISHING, AND CASTIEL APPEARS AND THEY'RE ALL *MARRIED COUPLE VIBES*. YEAH. How camp is it that Dean dreams about fishing, anyway?
2. AND THEY GET CASS BACK. And I flail like an idiot. AND HIS LINE TO DEAN, OMFG. "I serve God; I do not serve humans, and I do not serve you." MY HEART, IT BREAKS.
3. WHILE WE'RE AT IT, HOW ABOUT JIMMY? SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY. CUTEST THING EVER, Y/Y?
THIS:
Daughter: Daddy, aren't you going to say grace?
Jimmy: No, I don't think I am.
Daughter: ...Daddy, why are you crying?
Jimmy: Because I'm happy.
WAS THAT NOT THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER? MISHA COLLINS, ASDFJASDJF. (Note: writing this while stalking his Twitter? WEIRD)
4. AND DYING!MISHA COLLINS IS SOMETHING THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN MORE OFTEN, AMIRITE?
5. LET'S TALK ABOUT DEAN&SAM! BECAUSE THEY WERE GAY! LIKE GIANT FLAMING BALLS OF HOMOSEXUALITY. Fav. moments: Dean calling Sam "Sammy!"; Sam getting the shit knifed outta him and Dean (obviously) busting in and saving his ass; Dean being all "Fuck you, man, I'm wabbit tired" and BOBBY being all "AW HALE NAW, SON. BE A MAN. Buy the purse"
6. LOVED THE GHOULS BTW.
7. LOCKING SAM IN BOBBY'S SAFE ROOM, FOR THE EPIC WIN, YES? YES!
8. EMOTIONAL RECOIL FROM EVERYTHING


FINALE:
1. Heaven is fugly, folks. AZIRAPHALE WOULD NOT APPROVE; THERE ARE NO BOOKS. ALSO LOL @ CHEESEBURGERS. (DEAN CAN HAZ!)
2. DEAR ZACH: DEAN DIDN'T TAKE YOUR OFFER BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO THROW IN MISHA COLLINS.
3. DEAR MISHA COLLINS: YOU ARE LOVE. BUT I DON'T THINK A CUT THAT SMALL WOULD YIELD THAT MUCH BLOOD. LIKE, EVER.
4. DEAR RUBY: YOU'RE A TWO-TIMING SOB. I LIKE IT.
5. Dear Lilith: you look like a horse. WTF.
6. WHY, SAM, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? OHMYGOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE?
7. Dear Ruby: Ha. Serves you right, bitch <3
8. So have Dean and S-- OH SHIT IT'S COMING!

KRIPKE. HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS? AUGH, I CANNOT WAIT FOR SEPTEMBER. I MAY PERISH. I NEED TO KNOW IF DEAN AND SAM MAKE OUT UP.

Speaking of making out, THAT TIME WHEN CASTIEL NINJA-FLIPPED DEAN AGAINST A WALL? THEY WERE TOTES ABOUT TO KISS, TRUFAX. *tinhat*



ALSO, ALSO, JESUS FUCK, OK. IF KARL URBAN AND MISHA COLLINS MET UP. OKAY. IF THEY MET. HOW FUCKING HOT WOULD THAT BE? MY PANTS WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST.

(The Winchesters+Cass should totes bean aboard the Reboot Enterprise JUST SO THE TOTAL HOTNESS WOULD FUCKING MAKE THE WHOLE THING EXPLODE. ONE LOOK AT CHRIS PINE AND THE WINCHESTERS WOULD BE JIZZING THEIR PANTS, Y/Y?)



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