bitchy_merlin | we were young and carefree and this was back when I actually cared about getting to gym on time.

Lyrics to the songs Avery and I sang when we were younger and better people and I didn't think so much about stuff like this.

1. Big Mama
Big
Mama!
Pickles,
Baloney,
Cheee- ese!
Mustaaaaaaaaard!.
...

It goes on from there: all the lyrics are improvised after that.

2. People
Glasses,
Noses,
Chilli Sauce!
Braces alll over top!

There are many faaaaaceeeessss
to
pick
ffffrrrrooooooommmmm!

Skinny people,
and fat people,
and not-so-very-pretty people!

Cont'd from there by improv.

Eventually, both songs started merging into each other. I think the end product must have been about 15 minutes long. Yes, we were a strange type of crazy back then.
Oh, God, I just remembered another one. This one never got very far, but I distinctly remember singing it at gym.

3. Nickey's Space
Nickey's Space
is a horrible place
It's like a dementor's touch!

etc. etc.

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