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cherishedsaulie and I went to see Inception on Tuesday night. OH MY GOD, HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THAT MOVIE? SO GODDAMN MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. :D I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START FLAILING.
Um, um, um ok! How about this: HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT?! I WAS SO FREAKING HAPPY. Even the ethnic minorities lived! It was exciting! EXCLAMATION POINTS!
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY FAVOURITE PART WAS. Possibly every freaking line Eames had. Or maybe Arthur being an Epic Boss in the hotel, all “How do I make you fall without gravity? OH WAIT I’LL BLOW SHIT UP.” (PS: I spent the entire movie wondering who the hell Arthur reminded me of: Owen from Torchwood!) Or the alpine skiing scenes: Giant Slalom with machine guns! :DDDDDDDDD Eames and Arthur were so badass! Cobb was ♥. Random Michael Caine was random! Ariadne was bitchin’ and hot, and I loved her. She reminded me of my Intermediate Lyrical instructor. (And SO MUCH LOVE for: “The projections are staring at us.” “Quick, give me a kiss.” “…They’re still staring.” “It was worth a try.”)
Wait, I lie. I do have a favourite part: Gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhgggg UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF BRB FAPPING FOREVER. IF YOU NEED ME, I’LL BE IN MY BUNK. Because, just, God. Those lips. And he kept licking them, and I kept melting. Suck my dick already, damn it! I will bribe you with cookies, and also two tickets to that thing you love! (I think there were parts where he was acting, but I was too busy fantasizing about his mouth to pay much attention.) On a side note, I tensed every time Cobb picked someone up for his team:
Cobb: I need a thief.
Arthur: I can get you one.
Sarah: OH MY GOD IS IT IS IT IS IT – damn.
Cobb: I need a chemist.
Eames: I know just the man.
Sarah: Al;KJ;L;ASLDF;LAS – oh. Poop.
Cobb: Find me an architect.
Random Michael Caine: OSS CORROTS.
Sarah: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – bugger.
And was disappointed every time, until finally:
Saito: I want to mess with this man for shits and giggles.
Robert Fischer: *exists onscreen*
Sarah: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPFAPFFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP 8D
In addition to Cillian Murphy’s mouth/existence, I also loved the mindfuck that was the “Your world isn’t real” spiel. I loved it so much that I had nightmares about it, and woke up in the middle of the night utterly certain that Mal was out to get me. (Mal was scary. The scene in the basement of Cobb’s dream? That was freaky, and there wasn’t even violence to show for it.) And the graphics in this movie were fucking boss. So much pretty.
I didn’t really like the beginning of the movie. Or, well, I did; I just didn’t like the scene between Cobb and Saito, when Saito is trying to convince Cobb to help him split up the soon-to-be-late Maurice Fischer’s empire. It felt kind of rushed and choppy, IMHO.
Saito: So I just tried to kill you, and everything so far has been set up to make us look like enemies, but I want you to help me.
Cobb: No.
Saito: I’ll let you see your kids –
Cobb: OMG why didn’t you say so? Screw the lives of my teammates; let’s do this thing.
Great job, Cobb. That was selfless. Not to mention, that entire decision took place within, say, four lines of dialogue. Our Cobb is a thinker, yes he is.
But aside from that, I really enjoyed this movie (all 2.5 hours of it). The cool graphics! The potential for slash! Cillian Murphy’s mouth! ARTHUR!!! :D
And that was a wobble, FYI.
cherishedsaulie and I went to see Inception on Tuesday night. OH MY GOD, HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THAT MOVIE? SO GODDAMN MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. :D I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START FLAILING. Um, um, um ok! How about this: HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT?! I WAS SO FREAKING HAPPY. Even the ethnic minorities lived! It was exciting! EXCLAMATION POINTS!
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY FAVOURITE PART WAS. Possibly every freaking line Eames had. Or maybe Arthur being an Epic Boss in the hotel, all “How do I make you fall without gravity? OH WAIT I’LL BLOW SHIT UP.” (PS: I spent the entire movie wondering who the hell Arthur reminded me of: Owen from Torchwood!) Or the alpine skiing scenes: Giant Slalom with machine guns! :DDDDDDDDD Eames and Arthur were so badass! Cobb was ♥. Random Michael Caine was random! Ariadne was bitchin’ and hot, and I loved her. She reminded me of my Intermediate Lyrical instructor. (And SO MUCH LOVE for: “The projections are staring at us.” “Quick, give me a kiss.” “…They’re still staring.” “It was worth a try.”)
Wait, I lie. I do have a favourite part: Gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhgggg UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF BRB FAPPING FOREVER. IF YOU NEED ME, I’LL BE IN MY BUNK. Because, just, God. Those lips. And he kept licking them, and I kept melting. Suck my dick already, damn it! I will bribe you with cookies, and also two tickets to that thing you love! (I think there were parts where he was acting, but I was too busy fantasizing about his mouth to pay much attention.) On a side note, I tensed every time Cobb picked someone up for his team:
Cobb: I need a thief.
Arthur: I can get you one.
Sarah: OH MY GOD IS IT IS IT IS IT – damn.
Cobb: I need a chemist.
Eames: I know just the man.
Sarah: Al;KJ;L;ASLDF;LAS – oh. Poop.
Cobb: Find me an architect.
Random Michael Caine: OSS CORROTS.
Sarah: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – bugger.
And was disappointed every time, until finally:
Saito: I want to mess with this man for shits and giggles.
Robert Fischer: *exists onscreen*
Sarah: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPFAPFFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP 8D
In addition to Cillian Murphy’s mouth/existence, I also loved the mindfuck that was the “Your world isn’t real” spiel. I loved it so much that I had nightmares about it, and woke up in the middle of the night utterly certain that Mal was out to get me. (Mal was scary. The scene in the basement of Cobb’s dream? That was freaky, and there wasn’t even violence to show for it.) And the graphics in this movie were fucking boss. So much pretty.
I didn’t really like the beginning of the movie. Or, well, I did; I just didn’t like the scene between Cobb and Saito, when Saito is trying to convince Cobb to help him split up the soon-to-be-late Maurice Fischer’s empire. It felt kind of rushed and choppy, IMHO.
Saito: So I just tried to kill you, and everything so far has been set up to make us look like enemies, but I want you to help me.
Cobb: No.
Saito: I’ll let you see your kids –
Cobb: OMG why didn’t you say so? Screw the lives of my teammates; let’s do this thing.
Great job, Cobb. That was selfless. Not to mention, that entire decision took place within, say, four lines of dialogue. Our Cobb is a thinker, yes he is.
But aside from that, I really enjoyed this movie (all 2.5 hours of it). The cool graphics! The potential for slash! Cillian Murphy’s mouth! ARTHUR!!! :D
And that was a wobble, FYI.
