HOUSE, SEASON 5 PREMIERE.
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bitchy_merlinHOLY. MOTHERFUCKING. SHIT.
I AM 8:56 INTO THE HOUSE S5 PREMIER AND JESUS H CHRIST, WHAT.
HOUSE! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GET WILSON TO STAY WITH YOU! WILSON! THAT WAS A LOW BLOW, UNWORTHY OF YOU! IF YOU LEAVE, THE FANDOM WILL COLLECTIVELY KICK YOUR ASS. AND CRY A FUCKING WATERFALL. THIRTEEN! WTF ARE YOU WEARING SUSPENDERS, WOMAN? I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOUR FASHION SENSE! FOREMAN! YOU ARE BEING AWESOME - SRSLY, KEEP IT UP, DUDE! CUDDY! NICE OUTFIT.
GUYS. I AM EXCITED. SHIT, I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS FOR TOOO LONG. DAMN MY LACK OF CABLE.
LOL! OMFG THAT WAS GREAT. "She's bleeding out of her rear; we're looking up her rear. You think we needed House's expertise to set us on this course?" ILU TAUB.
11: 08 YES, FOREMAN, BUT HE LOVES WILSON MOOOOOORE!
oh my god, house. that? oh my god. BURNT SIENNA AHAHAHAHA I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING. BUT OHGOD. AAHHAHAHAHAHA.
bwahahahahahhahahaa, oh gods, the team interrupting House+Wilson's little spat, I LOVE IT. MORE NAO PLZ.
... ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE. FUCK, WOW. *squees like the fan!brat she is*
... I'm shameless.
LOL AT 13 TRYING TO DIFFUSE H/W ARGUMENT, ONLY TO HAVE HOUSE IGNORE HER. IT'S GREAT.
House. That baby stunt? Will probably not endear you to many viewers. Also? That thing with 13? Harsh, man, harsh. *wibbles*
Holy shit. Blonde Cameron is blonde. Oh dear. THAT HAIR COLOUR? ON YOU? I DO NOT APPROVE. YOU LOOKED SO GOOD WITH DARK HAIR. WHYYYY?
CHASE! CHASE, GOD HOW I'VE MISSED YOU. HELLO, CHASE!wombat CHASE! YOU'VE BECOME KICK ASS! SHOUTING AT PEOPLE TO SHUT UP? BEING SNARKY? HAVE YOU GROWN A PAIR? YES. YES, YOU HAVE.
House: *whines* Cuddy, make it better!
Cuddy: Now, now, children, play nice.
House: I didn't kill her.
Sarah: O.O *GRIEF* AUGH, SHOW! AKL;SEJFA;SFJ!!!
HOLY JESUS HOUSE THAT IS TWISTED. HORRIBLE. REALLY ODDLY TOUCHING. BUT WAYYY TWISTED. SHIT. *headesks* GUYS. GUYS, GUYS. THIS SHOW. I DON'T EVEN. SHIT.
WHY IS THERE NOT A BIGGER CAPSLOCK BUTTON?!?!?!
Wilson: You'd lat a patient die--
House: It keeps you here.
Sarah: ASD;FNAEJR;ALWERJ[FAWJER'QAWE' QR'QWER 3[QO'5R' AWER[A'WE'LJA3WRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPSLOCK KEYBOARDMASH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! THIS. FUCKING. SHOW. GOD.
"Service House" <-- OH WILSONNNN, WHERE AREEEEEE YOUUUU?
LOL, it'd go like this! "You, sir! Blowjob or DEATH?"
GUYS! "If you tell Wilson about how you actually feel - about him..." shit. Cuddy, you should get angry more often. This season's premier? I approve.
AHAHAHAHAHA OMG CUDDY IS MADE OF WIN. Except House is kinda being a huge jackass. But Cuddy FTW.
AND FOREMAN! FOREMAN!SMACKDOWN FTW.
*collapses with glee and joy and sparkly rainbows* I LOVE COUPLES' COUNSELLING!
YES! DUCKLING REUNION!! ROCK ON!
WELL, I NEVER. CAMERON? WILSON? GUYS, COME ON. A HEART TO HEART? NOW? AND I LIKED IT? WHAT?!
FOREMAN. NEVAR. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY? IN MY HOSPITAL? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
On a side note, 13. That little speech. You fucker. Stop reminding me of A. Bitch.
Cuddy: "That is why I locked the two of you in a room!"... *implodes with slashy glee*
OUCH. DID ANYONE ELSE GO OUCH AT POTW'S DECISION TO GO BACK TO PATTY? 13 WAS CRUSHED.
MASSIVE FLAILSPAZZZZ AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD OH MYGOD OHMYGOD HOUSE!!!!! APOLOGIZING!1! TO WILSON!!!! OHMYGODD!!!!!!!
....NO. WHAT. WILSON. YOU AND HOUSE HAVE TO BE OK. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MAN?!
GUYS. SOMEONE BETTER FIC THE SHIT OUTTA THIS ENDING.
ARE. YOU SERIOUS? WILSON. YOU BASTARD. I DON'T - YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR? YOU - HE - I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS1!!
....WHAT. THE FUCK. OHMY GOD I NEEED TO SEE THE PROMO FOR EP 2. GODS.
I AM 8:56 INTO THE HOUSE S5 PREMIER AND JESUS H CHRIST, WHAT.
HOUSE! THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GET WILSON TO STAY WITH YOU! WILSON! THAT WAS A LOW BLOW, UNWORTHY OF YOU! IF YOU LEAVE, THE FANDOM WILL COLLECTIVELY KICK YOUR ASS. AND CRY A FUCKING WATERFALL. THIRTEEN! WTF ARE YOU WEARING SUSPENDERS, WOMAN? I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOUR FASHION SENSE! FOREMAN! YOU ARE BEING AWESOME - SRSLY, KEEP IT UP, DUDE! CUDDY! NICE OUTFIT.
GUYS. I AM EXCITED. SHIT, I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS FOR TOOO LONG. DAMN MY LACK OF CABLE.
LOL! OMFG THAT WAS GREAT. "She's bleeding out of her rear; we're looking up her rear. You think we needed House's expertise to set us on this course?" ILU TAUB.
11: 08 YES, FOREMAN, BUT HE LOVES WILSON MOOOOOORE!
oh my god, house. that? oh my god. BURNT SIENNA AHAHAHAHA I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING. BUT OHGOD. AAHHAHAHAHAHA.
bwahahahahahhahahaa, oh gods, the team interrupting House+Wilson's little spat, I LOVE IT. MORE NAO PLZ.
... ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE. FUCK, WOW. *squees like the fan!brat she is*
... I'm shameless.
LOL AT 13 TRYING TO DIFFUSE H/W ARGUMENT, ONLY TO HAVE HOUSE IGNORE HER. IT'S GREAT.
House. That baby stunt? Will probably not endear you to many viewers. Also? That thing with 13? Harsh, man, harsh. *wibbles*
Holy shit. Blonde Cameron is blonde. Oh dear. THAT HAIR COLOUR? ON YOU? I DO NOT APPROVE. YOU LOOKED SO GOOD WITH DARK HAIR. WHYYYY?
CHASE! CHASE, GOD HOW I'VE MISSED YOU. HELLO, CHASE!
House: *whines* Cuddy, make it better!
Cuddy: Now, now, children, play nice.
House: I didn't kill her.
Sarah: O.O *GRIEF* AUGH, SHOW! AKL;SEJFA;SFJ!!!
HOLY JESUS HOUSE THAT IS TWISTED. HORRIBLE. REALLY ODDLY TOUCHING. BUT WAYYY TWISTED. SHIT. *headesks* GUYS. GUYS, GUYS. THIS SHOW. I DON'T EVEN. SHIT.
WHY IS THERE NOT A BIGGER CAPSLOCK BUTTON?!?!?!
Wilson: You'd lat a patient die--
House: It keeps you here.
Sarah: ASD;FNAEJR;ALWERJ[FAWJER'QAWE' QR'QWER 3[QO'5R' AWER[A'WE'LJA3WRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAPSLOCK KEYBOARDMASH OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! THIS. FUCKING. SHOW. GOD.
"Service House" <-- OH WILSONNNN, WHERE AREEEEEE YOUUUU?
LOL, it'd go like this! "You, sir! Blowjob or DEATH?"
GUYS! "If you tell Wilson about how you actually feel - about him..." shit. Cuddy, you should get angry more often. This season's premier? I approve.
AHAHAHAHAHA OMG CUDDY IS MADE OF WIN. Except House is kinda being a huge jackass. But Cuddy FTW.
AND FOREMAN! FOREMAN!SMACKDOWN FTW.
*collapses with glee and joy and sparkly rainbows* I LOVE COUPLES' COUNSELLING!
YES! DUCKLING REUNION!! ROCK ON!
WELL, I NEVER. CAMERON? WILSON? GUYS, COME ON. A HEART TO HEART? NOW? AND I LIKED IT? WHAT?!
FOREMAN. NEVAR. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY? IN MY HOSPITAL? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.
On a side note, 13. That little speech. You fucker. Stop reminding me of A. Bitch.
Cuddy: "That is why I locked the two of you in a room!"... *implodes with slashy glee*
OUCH. DID ANYONE ELSE GO OUCH AT POTW'S DECISION TO GO BACK TO PATTY? 13 WAS CRUSHED.
MASSIVE FLAILSPAZZZZ AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD OH MYGOD OHMYGOD HOUSE!!!!! APOLOGIZING!1! TO WILSON!!!! OHMYGODD!!!!!!!
....NO. WHAT. WILSON. YOU AND HOUSE HAVE TO BE OK. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MAN?!
GUYS. SOMEONE BETTER FIC THE SHIT OUTTA THIS ENDING.
ARE. YOU SERIOUS? WILSON. YOU BASTARD. I DON'T - YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR? YOU - HE - I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS1!!
....WHAT. THE FUCK. OHMY GOD I NEEED TO SEE THE PROMO FOR EP 2. GODS.
