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Ten Top Trivia Tips about James Wilson!

1. Half a cup of James Wilson contains only seventeen calories.
2. James Wilsonicide is the killing of James Wilson!
3. The porpoise is second to James Wilson as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
4. James Wilson cannot jump.
5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing James Wilson!
6. New Zealand was the first place to allow James Wilson to vote.
7. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become James Wilson on New Year's Day.
8. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like James Wilson.
9. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed James Wilson would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!
10. James Wilson can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.

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I think my particular favourite is number 3. Or possibly number 5.
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