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Ten Top Trivia Tips about James Wilson!
- Half a cup of James Wilson contains only seventeen calories.
- James Wilsonicide is the killing of James Wilson!
- The porpoise is second to James Wilson as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- James Wilson cannot jump.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing James Wilson!
- New Zealand was the first place to allow James Wilson to vote.
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become James Wilson on New Year's Day.
- The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like James Wilson.
- The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed James Wilson would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!
- James Wilson can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
I think my particular favourite is number 3. Or possibly number 5.
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