Random Snippet of a Conversation between Two and a Half People:
"...and you want to make a W with your hands and use her ass as kind of a shelf - I'm going to touch you now - "
"Ok."
" - and I know it's awkward when you're just learning but it gets better, I promise."
"Hah. That's funny."
"What?"
"I just spent a significant chunk of the weekend imagining you naked. And now you're grabbing my ass. "
"..."
"...and you want to make a W with your hands and use her ass as kind of a shelf - I'm going to touch you now - "
"Ok."
" - and I know it's awkward when you're just learning but it gets better, I promise."
"Hah. That's funny."
"What?"
"I just spent a significant chunk of the weekend imagining you naked. And now you're grabbing my ass. "
"..."