THE STANDARD IS MY PENIS

[bitchy_merlin]

LOL FOREVER @ THE EAGLE FIC SENT TO ME BY C. I JUST. I JUST. I AM STILL LOLING ABOUT THAT MOVIE. CHANNING TATUM'S ACTING FACE, YOU GUYS. THE NOT-EVEN-SUBTEXT-ANYMORE. THE FACT THAT THERE WERE NO FEMALE ACTORS CAST. NO WORDS FOR THE LULZ. I MIGHT NEED A WHILE TO RECOVER.

(Reading Week is going by waaaaaaaaaaay too quickly. Definitely going to fail the Research Methods lab report OTL. OTOH, I had glorious French Toast today for lunch, and Oma's pirozhki for dinner - the food of the gods, y'all - so I suppose that it's a fair trade-off for now.)

WAIT WAIT WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT OH FUCK I SHOULD BE DISOWNED FOR MY AWFUL AWFUL SLOWNESS ON THE UPTAKE BUT YOU GUYS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT THE FUCK OHM Y GOD JAMIE BELL = BILLY ELLIOT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

BILLY ELLIOT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AND Y U LOOK SO DERPY NAO YOU WERE SUCH A CUTE KID