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bitchy_merlinSOOOOOOO, LIFE. UM, YEAH.
I shall sum it up as such: everything is awesome except for the job market. Seriously, everything rocks except I have no job, and that, my friends, is made of Epic Suck.
IDEK ALL I CAN THINK OF ATM IS THIS POST AND OMGGGGGG BRB PURCHASING BINOCULARS FOR AWESOME STALKING CAPABILITIES. HELLA YES, BOYS AND GIRLS.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cherishedsaulie , we are going to learn from a certain other stalker duo oh hello teiwazmorning BE REALLY AWESOME.
What has been going on the past few days? Not much. (Like I said, awesome but for the conspicuous lack of job.) Had a BBQ at Oliver's, which, ok, maybe wasn't actually a barbecue, but involved beer and a patio so I feel totally justified in calling it one. There was dancing (obviously)! It was fun! I have also developed a penchant for men's clothing and stolen some of my dad's old shirts because pretending to be a frat boy fills me with joy. (SOON I SHALL BECOME ORANGE,thatdayismine AND WHEN YOU SEE A STRANGE GLOW IN THE SKY AT NIGHT, YOU WILL KNOW IT IS THE MOONLIGHT OFF MY NEON ORANGE SKIN.)
SPEAKING OF, I had a conversation with my dad today that went something like this:
Sarah: "blah blah, stuff about recent interview"
Dad: "You should call her tonight. Right after the store is closed. Leave a message about the interview."
Sarah: "I dunno, that sounds kinda creepy."
Dad: "Ok, talk to your mother about it. She's less creepy."
Sarah: "Well, I don't mean you're creepy. You're just... driven."
Dad: "Lol, ok"
Sarah: "Lol, it's not a bad thing! You're just intense and driven and oh my God, my dad is Evan Lysacek."
Sarah: "Damn, I wish Michelle had been around to hear that."
I shall sum it up as such: everything is awesome except for the job market. Seriously, everything rocks except I have no job, and that, my friends, is made of Epic Suck.
IDEK ALL I CAN THINK OF ATM IS THIS POST AND OMGGGGGG BRB PURCHASING BINOCULARS FOR AWESOME STALKING CAPABILITIES. HELLA YES, BOYS AND GIRLS.
cherishedsaulie , we are going to teiwazmorning teiwazmorning I MISS YOU BB. You better hit me the fuck up whenever you come down hurr k?What has been going on the past few days? Not much. (Like I said, awesome but for the conspicuous lack of job.) Had a BBQ at Oliver's, which, ok, maybe wasn't actually a barbecue, but involved beer and a patio so I feel totally justified in calling it one. There was dancing (obviously)! It was fun! I have also developed a penchant for men's clothing and stolen some of my dad's old shirts because pretending to be a frat boy fills me with joy. (SOON I SHALL BECOME ORANGE,
thatdayismine AND WHEN YOU SEE A STRANGE GLOW IN THE SKY AT NIGHT, YOU WILL KNOW IT IS THE MOONLIGHT OFF MY NEON ORANGE SKIN.)SPEAKING OF, I had a conversation with my dad today that went something like this:
Sarah: "blah blah, stuff about recent interview"
Dad: "You should call her tonight. Right after the store is closed. Leave a message about the interview."
Sarah: "I dunno, that sounds kinda creepy."
Dad: "Ok, talk to your mother about it. She's less creepy."
Sarah: "Well, I don't mean you're creepy. You're just... driven."
Dad: "Lol, ok"
Sarah: "Lol, it's not a bad thing! You're just intense and driven and oh my God, my dad is Evan Lysacek."
Sarah: "Damn, I wish Michelle had been around to hear that."
