Contradictio in Terminis

I don’t know how many of you are into RPF and/or RPS, but if you are, then you should definitely check out rageprufrock’s fic D:. (Star Trek 2009, RPS, Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto)

Why?

Ok, first of all, the title is D:, which, come on, how is that not the best title ever? Second, it’s a collab involving rageprufrock, so you know it’s going to be good (because seriously, her fic? ♥ to a degree that is truly stupid). Finally, just, oh God. The hilarity! The camaraderie! The douchebaggery! The tenacity with which the rest of the cast and crew believe that they’re sleeping together! It’s well-written, with great dialogue, cracked-out humour and pitch-perfect characterization – by which I mean Chris Pine is a douche but still kind of adorable, Zachary Quinto has terrible taste in clothes, and Karl Urban just kind of steals the show in every way possible. Also, have I mentioned how inappropriate it is? So wonderfully inappropriate; it’s the type of thing you read and then berate yourself for the next day, saying “Oh God, why did I ever read that, I should not have found it amusing at all”. Of course then you read it again to wonder at the depths to which you have sunk and you’re all “AHAHAHA OH GOD WHAT I LOVE IT” – unless that’s just me.

Anyway, while I was writing this, it totally stopped raining and the sun even tried to come out, which is a pathetic fallacy sign from Shakespeare God that you should start reading right now.

(Also: Guess who just got paid - LIKE A BOSS?) (!)