FAMILY LULZ

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA OMFG OMFG WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF UNCLE TOM I DON'T EVEN. NEVER EVER GETTING LAID AGAIN, IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. HOLY CRAP ONNA STICK, IF I WERE SUE AND I READ THAT BIT ABOUT "MAH SPOUSE"... LET'S JUST SAY YOU'D HAVE TO GO LOOKING FOR YOUR FINGERS IN ORDER TO WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT.

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(omg omg omg can't wait to hear what my Oma has to say about this!)