O HAI

HOLY FUCK, LIFE. WAY TO PULL A FAST ONE ON ME. TURN MY BACK FOR ONE FREAKING SECOND AND WHAT? A COMING TO CANADA ON MY BIRTHDAY.

JESUS H. CHRIST.

INCOHERENTLY HAPPY, BUT SURPRISED.

IF IT'S AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE, I WILL SMACK SOMETHING.

BUT IF IT'S NOT.

OMG.

ooh, hey, also, we get to dissect a fetal pig on Friday! Go biology! M. wanted to bring chopsticks and reenact Lord of the Flies. I said no, but only because that will lose us marks.

And, tomorrow will either be a very, very, very bad day or an awesometastic day full of awesomeness. Rugby final cuts were made tonight; the list will be up by tomorrow morning.

SRSLY THE NEWS. I AM GOBSMACKED.