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[bitchy_merlin]

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QUESTIONS BY thatdayismine (Dear Nav: without you, I feel emotionally compromised. ALSO I HAD ANOTHER PUN TO EXPRESS MUCH THE SAME SENTIMENT, ONLY I FORGOT IT, DAMN. It involved the word "bro".) ;)

1. What is your biggest fear? (Besides bugs)

WAIT, YOU WANT ME TO PICK JUST ONE? It changes depending on the time of day. Social situations. Going blind. Being inadequate. Failure. Failure is a big one.

2. If you could have any superpower, what would it be and why?

Oh God. THIS QUESTION. Ummm, idk, I'm always torn between invisibility and the ability to fly. I mean, I think invisibility would be more practical in day-to-day situations, but how would it work? Would I have to be naked? Or would my clothes be invisible too? Would the field of invisibility extend to everything I'm in contact with? Could I make other people invisible as well?

OTOH FLYING. FLYING. O.O How awesome would that beeeeee???? I can't think of many real life situations where that would be applicable, except that it would definitely cut down on travel costs. BUT OH MAN, HOW MUCH WOULD THAT ROCK? I COULD JUMP OUT WINDOWS AT WILL. Or off of buildings. I love flying. I don't even have words. :D

In conclusion, probably cousins flying.

3. What is one dream you want to fulfill before you die?

GO SKYDIVING. IN NEW ZEALAND. AND THEN GET A COMMEMORATIVE TATTOO. (Ok, I will compromise on the location and the tattoo, but I refuse to leave this world without having thrown myself out of a plane, because that is definitely the closest I will ever get to actually flight.)

4. What is your proudest moment in life until now?

Gosh, that happens every morning when I look in the mirror. Ahem. I... have no idea. Sticking my backhandspring on beam in competition, years ago? The time I got my back tuck? Possibly finishing the thing. 

5. If you could be any Star Trek character, who would you be?

CUPCAKE. :D 

No, I lie. I would be Sulu, because then I could fence shirtless and wear fabulous eyeshadow  have GEORGE TAKEI'S VOICE, aka THE MOST AMAZING VOICE IN EXISTENCE. The ladies, they would swoon. I would have to constantly carry smelling salts to revive people when they fainted because they were overcome by the sheer sensuousness of my speech. Also, in STXI, I would get to have a motherfucking fold-out katana, bitch.

(This decision may or may not have been influenced by this one fic I read about Sulu training to be a pilot, and it described his first flight and ;alksdfja;lskdjasldf;kas; yesssss.)