bitchy_merlin | "Have a nice life, Caffrey"

Dear Matt Bomer, any time you want to HAVE MY BABIES just let me know. WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING? YOU ARE FABULOUS.

I'm about ten minutes into the season finale of White Collar. Every week, I love that show just a little bit more.

FAV BIT SO FAR:
[Neal is standing at various intersections around town.]
Peter: I think he's gonna steal the music box.
El: ...On a street corner?
Peter: It's a working theory

;LAKSJDF;LASKDFJ THAT IS ALMOST AS AWESOME AS KIM'S DAD JOKING ABOUT ME BEING A PROSTITUTE.

OH MOZZ. "It's a little piece of a foreign country! If we had a tank, maybe. Or an airforce!" ILU MOZZ. COME CHILL AT MY PLACE.

COMPANY IS ON THE WAY. COMPANY IS ALREADY HERE. OMGGGGGGGGGGG. *_*

PETER. PETER Y SO EMO. YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART. BREAKING IT. JUST LIKE NEAL IS GOING TO BREAK YOURS. AS;LDFJKAS;DFJAL;DFJA.

(For the record, I am trying as hard as I can to get through this episode without reading

copperbadge 's Three Things. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN LAST.)

BRB SHIRTLESS!NEAL. FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP UNF.

Oh, btw. So, Fowler. Being all "I can take Burke out ~~to dinner.~~" UM SO HAVE I MENTIONED MY HURT/COMFORT KINK RECENTLY? IT'S KIND OF LIKE HARRY'S CHEST MONSTER, IN THAT IT IS FEROCIOUS. HURT!PETER WOULD ROCK MY SOCKS SO HARD I'D SEE STARS.

NEAL IS SCULPTING. SHIRTLESS. I FEEL THIS SHOULD BE A MATTER OF NATIONAL, IF NOT GLOBAL INTEREST. BECAUSE HELLLOOO MATT BOMER. OMG, I'm only 11 minutes into the ep and I'm already flailing around and mumbling to myself about how much I love it. ♥

OH

MY

JESUS

CHRIST

PETER

WHAT DID YOU DO.

FUCK.

HOLY SHIT! I HAVE TOTALLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL SEASON. HOLY FUCKING EYEBALLS HE JUST PUNCHED FOWLER INNA FACE LIKE BAM TAKE THAT YOU SONUVABITCH! OHHHHHHH SWEET VINDICATION. I literally started making scary choking noises at my screen when it happened. It was beautiful. Just, BAM, like fuck yes. Dear Fowler: you do not fuck with El. Especially not when Peter's around.

Plus? Angry!El is SO EPIC.

So. Relationships. White Collar totally knows how to handle them and I am lovin' it. Yay peter and El figuring things out!

**BREAK**

The thing about watching TV online, for me, is that I always end up getting distracted while doing so, or I end up pausing it sporadically to savour certain moments (read: every three seconds). So, instead of taking an hour to watch an episode, I somehow end up spreading the viewing out over the course, of, say four. I am terribly inefficient about this whole tv-watching business, but anyway. Today I took an hour break, and in that time, I:
- ate a cookie
- officially rented an apartment WTF I feel so grown-up
- started laundry
- saw a tree fall over, out of NOWHERE. I was walking to the Housing Office to drop off the signed lease, when I heard this odd noise. It sounded like dry leaves skittering across a sidewalk, only much louder. I looked up just in time to see a huge tree bend in slow motion, its silver-brown bark cracking, and crash to the ground, not two feet from some unsuspecting dude. I was all O.O. It was - for lack of a better word - intense.

**Back to your regularly scheduled entertainment**

OHMYGOD. OH. MYGOD. DIANA. HI. HAI GIRL HAIIIIII!!! I MISSED YOU! AND NOW YOU ARE BACK AGAIN TO SPICE UP THE WORLD WITH YOUR SASS AND YOUR EBULLIENT, INTRINSIC AWESOME.

HAT JOKE. HAT JOKE, DIANA YOU MADE A HAT JOKE I LOVE YOU.

DIANA IS A BAMF. THAT IS ALL.

ALEX YOU ARE SEXY AS ALL GET OUT BUT YOU ARE A BITCH. I kind of like you anyway. BITCH.

NO, NO I DEFINITELY LOVE YOU ALEX BECAUSE YOU MADE PETER AND NEAL HAVE A MANLY HEART-TO-HEART. ;ALSDKFJ ALSDFJA;LWEJRA;LSDFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (ETA: um, ok no heart-to-heart here. ANYway.)

June. JUNE. BAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *SOB*

MOZZ! OH MOZZ! SHAKING AND GASPING AND CRYING OVER HERE.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEAL OHMYGOD! THE ANGST! THE CUTENESS! THE THREESOME POTENTIAL! "I just wanted to ask you [El]... You and Peter. How'd you know?"

I AM CAN HAZ THREESOME NAO PLEASE???

I JUST. JFC. THIS SHOW.

OH I JUST JIZZED MY PANTS LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES OVER. OH PETER. OH DIANA. JFC, PETER YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND ISSUES. I LOVE IT MORE THAN ALL THE CAPSLOCK IN THE WORLD.

Peter is trying to convince Neal not to get on the plane. Kate is waving to Neal from the plane. I don't have words.

"You said good bye to everyone but me. Why?"
"[...] You know why."
"Tell me!"
"Because you're the only one who could change my mind."

Oh dear lord.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED THE PLANE JUST BLEW UP WITH KATE IN IT I DON'T EVEN KNOW OH MY GOD.

HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE WAITING FOR THE NEXT SEASON!?

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