ERAK'S RANSOM
Jan. 6th, 2010 09:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
SONOFAFUCKINGBITCH MY ENTRY JUST DIED!
BUT OK, I JUST FINISHED THE 7TH BOOK OF JOHN FLANAGAN'S RANGER'S APPRENTICE SERIES: ERAK'S RANSOM AND AS;DLFJKAS;LDF YES YES YES! I AM JITTERY LIKE A JUNKIE ATM AND SINCE THERE IS NO ONE IN MY HOUSEHOLD I CAN SHOUT AT, I AM FORCED TO CHANNEL MY FANGIRLING INTO THIS POSTAND HOPE THAT LJ DOESN'T EAT IT AGAIN YOU FUCKSHIT DICKWAD.
SOME NOTES (ALL IN CAPS BECAUSE I GET SHOUTY ABOUT THESE THINGS.):
- \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ FOR CASSANDRA BEING AWESOME AND FABULOUS. WAY TO GO, GIRL!
I approved so hard of this aspect:
Duncan: Cassandra, you are awesome and intelligent. You could prove very useful-
Cassandra: Really?!
Duncan: -IF YOU WERE A BOY BECAUSE GIRLS ARE TOTES LAME. TTFN BB.
Cassandra: WELL SCREW YOU, MISTER.
*STUFF HAPPENS IN WHICH CASSANDRA IS A MFBOSS*
Duncan:...
Cassandra: THAT'S RIGHT, SUCK MY DICK, BITCHoh wait don't you're my dad that's gross
- I WANT HORACE/SELEY EL'THEN SEXYTIMES LIEK WOAH. BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH VERY. CAPABLE. SWORDSMEN.
- WILL AND GILAN ARE GOING TO BECOME THE NEW HALT AND CROWLEY, TRUFAX.
- DURING ONE SCENE, I GOT SO EXCITED THAT I ENDED UP ACCIDENTALLY RIPPING A PAGE. BUT IT'S OK. YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT WITH THE TAPE IN PLACE. A;SLDFKJASDIA;SDFJ THIS BOOK. THE THINGS IT DOES TO ME.
- HOSHIT, SON GET YOUR PHASERS READY BECAUSE GILAN FUCKING APPEARED THROUGHOUT THIS BOOK! DAMN RIGHT, BITCH, HE EVEN GOT LINES. I FUCKING CAME. I LOOOOOOVE GILAN TO A DEGREE THAT IS TRULY STUPID (do u c wat i did thar? oh ho ho) AND A;LKSDFJAIENR;AAS;DLFKJAID;FAF FAPFAPFAP UNFF YES. AND HE EVEN ALMOST GOT TO KICK ASS. I WAS PRETTY DAMN PISSED THAT HORACE GOT TO KILL THE DUDE HE WAS FIGHTING, BECAUSE THAT RATHER CHEAPENED THE MOMENT FOR ME, BUT DUDE. GILAN GOT TO USE HIS SWORD. EPICALLY. ALSO. JUST. HE EXISTED. IT WAS PRETTY SPECTACULAR.
- UM WAS I THE ONLY ONE DISTURBED BY THE WILL-INNA-DESERT THING? THE IMAGE OF HIM CRAWLING ON BLEEDING HANDS AND KNEES THROUGH THE SCORCHING HOT SANDS, LOST AND HALLUCINATING? CREEPY SHIT, MAN, CREEPY SHIT. BUT VERY EVOCATIVE. SCORE OVER NINE THOUSAND FOR FLANAGAN.
- DEAR ERAK AND SVENGAL: ILU. MY FAVOURITE DRUNKEN SKANDIANS, ALWAYS READY TO UPHOLD SKANDIA'S HONOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR! *LOVES*
- AND WILL'S GRADUATION? PRICELESS! IT WAS LIKE PROM ALL OVER AGAIN! (Halt: WILL YOU JUST LOOK SO FABULOUS IN YOUR DRESS! *sniff*) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SO MUCH AWESOME. AND CROWLEY, ILU SFM. YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND HALT IS BLESSED TO HAVE YOU AS HIS HUSBANDPISS OFF PAULINE <-- they are actually a cute canon couple, though. EVEN IF THEIR MARRIAGE WAS SO RANDOM I SHAT BRICKS.
- RIGHT AND YES SO DUDE. EVANLYN AND ALYSS GLARING AT EACH OTHER AFTER KISSING WILL WAS TOO PRICELESS. BUT GUYS. BOOK FOUR TOLD ME EVANLYN WAS WITH HORACE. DO NOT FUCK WITH MY HEAD, FLANAGAN, I CANNAE STAND IT. TENTERHOOKS, I AM ON THEM.
AND FINALLY: BUT WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE EIGHTH BOOK? WHYYYYYYYYY, FLANAGAN, WHY?
BUT OK, I JUST FINISHED THE 7TH BOOK OF JOHN FLANAGAN'S RANGER'S APPRENTICE SERIES: ERAK'S RANSOM AND AS;DLFJKAS;LDF YES YES YES! I AM JITTERY LIKE A JUNKIE ATM AND SINCE THERE IS NO ONE IN MY HOUSEHOLD I CAN SHOUT AT, I AM FORCED TO CHANNEL MY FANGIRLING INTO THIS POST
SOME NOTES (ALL IN CAPS BECAUSE I GET SHOUTY ABOUT THESE THINGS.):
- \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ FOR CASSANDRA BEING AWESOME AND FABULOUS. WAY TO GO, GIRL!
I approved so hard of this aspect:
Duncan: Cassandra, you are awesome and intelligent. You could prove very useful-
Cassandra: Really?!
Duncan: -IF YOU WERE A BOY BECAUSE GIRLS ARE TOTES LAME. TTFN BB.
Cassandra: WELL SCREW YOU, MISTER.
*STUFF HAPPENS IN WHICH CASSANDRA IS A MFBOSS*
Duncan:...
Cassandra: THAT'S RIGHT, SUCK MY DICK, BITCH
- I WANT HORACE/SELEY EL'THEN SEXYTIMES LIEK WOAH. BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH VERY. CAPABLE. SWORDSMEN.
- WILL AND GILAN ARE GOING TO BECOME THE NEW HALT AND CROWLEY, TRUFAX.
- DURING ONE SCENE, I GOT SO EXCITED THAT I ENDED UP ACCIDENTALLY RIPPING A PAGE. BUT IT'S OK. YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT WITH THE TAPE IN PLACE. A;SLDFKJASDIA;SDFJ THIS BOOK. THE THINGS IT DOES TO ME.
- HOSHIT, SON GET YOUR PHASERS READY BECAUSE GILAN FUCKING APPEARED THROUGHOUT THIS BOOK! DAMN RIGHT, BITCH, HE EVEN GOT LINES. I FUCKING CAME. I LOOOOOOVE GILAN TO A DEGREE THAT IS TRULY STUPID (do u c wat i did thar? oh ho ho) AND A;LKSDFJAIENR;AAS;DLFKJAID;FAF FAPFAPFAP UNFF YES. AND HE EVEN ALMOST GOT TO KICK ASS. I WAS PRETTY DAMN PISSED THAT HORACE GOT TO KILL THE DUDE HE WAS FIGHTING, BECAUSE THAT RATHER CHEAPENED THE MOMENT FOR ME, BUT DUDE. GILAN GOT TO USE HIS SWORD. EPICALLY. ALSO. JUST. HE EXISTED. IT WAS PRETTY SPECTACULAR.
- UM WAS I THE ONLY ONE DISTURBED BY THE WILL-INNA-DESERT THING? THE IMAGE OF HIM CRAWLING ON BLEEDING HANDS AND KNEES THROUGH THE SCORCHING HOT SANDS, LOST AND HALLUCINATING? CREEPY SHIT, MAN, CREEPY SHIT. BUT VERY EVOCATIVE. SCORE OVER NINE THOUSAND FOR FLANAGAN.
- DEAR ERAK AND SVENGAL: ILU. MY FAVOURITE DRUNKEN SKANDIANS, ALWAYS READY TO UPHOLD SKANDIA'S HONOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR! *LOVES*
- AND WILL'S GRADUATION? PRICELESS! IT WAS LIKE PROM ALL OVER AGAIN! (Halt: WILL YOU JUST LOOK SO FABULOUS IN YOUR DRESS! *sniff*) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SO MUCH AWESOME. AND CROWLEY, ILU SFM. YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND HALT IS BLESSED TO HAVE YOU AS HIS HUSBAND
- RIGHT AND YES SO DUDE. EVANLYN AND ALYSS GLARING AT EACH OTHER AFTER KISSING WILL WAS TOO PRICELESS. BUT GUYS. BOOK FOUR TOLD ME EVANLYN WAS WITH HORACE. DO NOT FUCK WITH MY HEAD, FLANAGAN, I CANNAE STAND IT. TENTERHOOKS, I AM ON THEM.
AND FINALLY: BUT WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE EIGHTH BOOK? WHYYYYYYYYY, FLANAGAN, WHY?