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bitchy_merlin) wrote2009-05-09 11:53 pm
bitchy_merlin) wrote2009-05-09 11:53 pm
I AM WOLVERINE
JUST GOT BACK FROM SEEING X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE.
SO, SO, SO GAY. IT WAS JUST, LIKE, THIS MASSIVE CONGEALED... MASS OF HOMOEROTICISM. SYMBOLIZED BY THE PHALLIC SYMBOL OF WOLVERINE'S CLAWS.
Example: There was this one scene, the fight on the roof of the "nuclear reactor", where Wolverine, Sabretooth, and Deadpool were allfucking fighting, and then there was one shot where Deadpool was between the two brothers, facing Sabertooth and with his back to Wolverine. Deadpool was shirtless, arching his back and throwing back his head and screaming, with Wolverine pressed right up against him penetrating him from behind and Sabertooth in front, and THEN THE GAY EXPLODED OFF THE SCREEN AND OOZED INTO THE AUDIENCE and much raucous laughter was heard. I'm actually slightly amazed we didn't get stoned to death in the theatre, because I lost count of how many times the words "OH MY GOD. THAT WAS HOT. AND GAY." came out of my mouth. AND THAT'S NOT EVEN COUNTING ALL THE MANLY PANTING AND TACKLING THAT WENT ON. OR GAMBIT. GAMBIT IS SO GAY. HE OUT-FLAMES JOHNNY STORM. HE FUCKING WINKED. WHAT. GAY.
BUT OMFG THEY KILLED DOMINIC MONAGHAN'S CHARACTER IN THE FIRST, LIKE, FIFTEEN MINUTES. NOT FAIR. HE WAS MY FAVOURITE. (So of course he had to die.)
AND ALSO: IF YOU IMAGINE WOLVERINE AS MATTHEW WILLIAMS AND SABERTOOTH AS ALFRED F. JONES.... OH MY GOD THE GAY IS TAKEN TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. THANKS, HETALIA.
BUT, SERIOUSLY, THERE WAS SO MUCH GAY IN THAT MOVIE... IDEK ALEWKRNA;SEIFN;AOSDIU AND HUGH JACKMAN'S HAIR WAS FANTABULOUS.
"Dear... I think there's a naked man in our barn." <-- YES THIS. ALSO, HUGH JACKMAN FALLING NAKED DOWN A WATERFALL = UNF UNF UNF.
AND THEN VICTOR'S RAEP FACE OF DOOOOM (tm) AND HIM POUNCING ALL OVER SCOTT AND STUFF, OH BABY. I still want to thwack the screenwriters over the head for the atrocity of most of the script, but mostly I'm still LOLing at everything. AND DIAMOND GIRL (EMMA) HAS THE SKIN OF A KILLER!!!!
I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE 2ND HALF OF THE MOVIE, BTW. THEY SO COULD HAVE FIT IT IN THERE.
THOUGHT: WOLVERINE AND BRUCE WAYNE SHOULD GO HAVE A MOTORBIKING TRIP. BECAUSE OF THE MATCHING LEATHER JACKETS AND FANTASTIC PANTS.
Much flailing was had after the movie, and I apologize to any children in the vicinity that I/we may or may not have scarred for life.
SO, SO, SO GAY. IT WAS JUST, LIKE, THIS MASSIVE CONGEALED... MASS OF HOMOEROTICISM. SYMBOLIZED BY THE PHALLIC SYMBOL OF WOLVERINE'S CLAWS.
Example: There was this one scene, the fight on the roof of the "nuclear reactor", where Wolverine, Sabretooth, and Deadpool were all
BUT OMFG THEY KILLED DOMINIC MONAGHAN'S CHARACTER IN THE FIRST, LIKE, FIFTEEN MINUTES. NOT FAIR. HE WAS MY FAVOURITE. (So of course he had to die.)
AND ALSO: IF YOU IMAGINE WOLVERINE AS MATTHEW WILLIAMS AND SABERTOOTH AS ALFRED F. JONES.... OH MY GOD THE GAY IS TAKEN TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. THANKS, HETALIA.
BUT, SERIOUSLY, THERE WAS SO MUCH GAY IN THAT MOVIE... IDEK ALEWKRNA;SEIFN;AOSDIU AND HUGH JACKMAN'S HAIR WAS FANTABULOUS.
"Dear... I think there's a naked man in our barn." <-- YES THIS. ALSO, HUGH JACKMAN FALLING NAKED DOWN A WATERFALL = UNF UNF UNF.
AND THEN VICTOR'S RAEP FACE OF DOOOOM (tm) AND HIM POUNCING ALL OVER SCOTT AND STUFF, OH BABY. I still want to thwack the screenwriters over the head for the atrocity of most of the script, but mostly I'm still LOLing at everything. AND DIAMOND GIRL (EMMA) HAS THE SKIN OF A KILLER!!!!
I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE 2ND HALF OF THE MOVIE, BTW. THEY SO COULD HAVE FIT IT IN THERE.
THOUGHT: WOLVERINE AND BRUCE WAYNE SHOULD GO HAVE A MOTORBIKING TRIP. BECAUSE OF THE MATCHING LEATHER JACKETS AND FANTASTIC PANTS.
Much flailing was had after the movie, and I apologize to any children in the vicinity that I/we may or may not have scarred for life.