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I am eating a maple-walnut ice cream cone. I just discovered there is chocolate in it, too. Life got a little bit brighter. :-)

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OH MY GOD THERE ARE RANDOM DRUNK PEOPLE PUKING IN MY BATHROOM. IF I HAVE TO CLEAN VOMIT UP TOMORROW MORNING AT SEVEN, I WILL NOT BE HAPPY.

Why do people enjoy doing this to themselves?

I am going to goddamn bed.