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bitchy_merlin) wrote2010-11-03 10:26 pm
bitchy_merlin) wrote2010-11-03 10:26 pm
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FAMILY LULZ
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA OMFG OMFG WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF UNCLE TOM I DON'T EVEN. NEVER EVER GETTING LAID AGAIN, IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. HOLY CRAP ONNA STICK, IF I WERE SUE AND I READ THAT BIT ABOUT "MAH SPOUSE"... LET'S JUST SAY YOU'D HAVE TO GO LOOKING FOR YOUR FINGERS IN ORDER TO WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT.
IN THE NATIONAL PAPER EVEN. WUT.
IT'S LIKE. DUDE. HAVING KIDS IS A CHALLENGE. WE GET IT. REALLY. BUT BLATANTLY IGNORING THE FACT THAT YOUR WIFE - SORRY, SPOUSE - GETS HOME FROM WORK AT NINE P.M. EVERY NIGHT AND LEAVES AT FIVE EVERY MORNING; THE FACT THAT SHE'S PROLLY THE ONE PAYING THE BILLS FOR YOUR TWO-TONNE CAR... AND THE FACT THAT YOU TOTALLY DENY HER ANY CONTACT WITH HER MOTHER-IN-LAW (WHO THEN STARTS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK ABOUT IT, JFC)... IJDGI, BRO, I REALLY DON'T. ALTHOUGH, MR. PROF-WHO-WORKS-THREE-DAYS-A-WEEK, I DO HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU ON ONE THING: THE START OF YOUR DAYS PROBABLY ISN'T EQUITABLE. BUT NOT IN THE WAY YOU THINK.
(omg omg omg can't wait to hear what my Oma has to say about this!)
IN THE NATIONAL PAPER EVEN. WUT.
IT'S LIKE. DUDE. HAVING KIDS IS A CHALLENGE. WE GET IT. REALLY. BUT BLATANTLY IGNORING THE FACT THAT YOUR WIFE - SORRY, SPOUSE - GETS HOME FROM WORK AT NINE P.M. EVERY NIGHT AND LEAVES AT FIVE EVERY MORNING; THE FACT THAT SHE'S PROLLY THE ONE PAYING THE BILLS FOR YOUR TWO-TONNE CAR... AND THE FACT THAT YOU TOTALLY DENY HER ANY CONTACT WITH HER MOTHER-IN-LAW (WHO THEN STARTS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK ABOUT IT, JFC)... IJDGI, BRO, I REALLY DON'T. ALTHOUGH, MR. PROF-WHO-WORKS-THREE-DAYS-A-WEEK, I DO HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU ON ONE THING: THE START OF YOUR DAYS PROBABLY ISN'T EQUITABLE. BUT NOT IN THE WAY YOU THINK.
(omg omg omg can't wait to hear what my Oma has to say about this!)