bitchy_merlin ([personal profile] bitchy_merlin) wrote2009-10-04 08:46 pm
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BECAUSE PSYC READING CAN GO SHOOT ITSELF IN THE FACE

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH FUCK IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG, SHOW.

Yeah, also probably spoilers for S5 E1, only this is kind of incoherent capslock, so the warning is pretty mild.

(I'm writing this as I watch, so there is absolutely no coherency here. Just FYI.)
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE MISSED FOUR EPISODES?!

Anyway. I'm like two seconds into the intro - the damn thing hasn't even started yet, so this is going to be a looooooong load of nonsense.

OMFG CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! <3


DUDE. WE'RE LIKE. NOT EVEN THREE MINUTES IN. THE SHOW HAS BARELY ACTUALLY OFFICIALLY STARTED. DEAN AND SAM ARE BEING GRABBY! \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

...yeah. Because wooden doors would have definitely stopped the Winchesters when they're running on pure adrenaline. Oh-kay.

OH MY GOD. A++, SHOW. YOSEMITE SAM! I LOVE YOSEMITE SAM.
HOMG THE GROUND IS JIZZING IN ITS PANTS. LIKE A BOSS.

Awwwww, Sammy! He looks like Dean just kicked his puppy!

"Angels, maybe? You know, beaming us up Scotty out of harm's way like your boyfriend"
"We need to find Cas. Near-death experiences always make me horny."

LOL WUT. "Asshat", seriously? Asshat? That's all you've got when your boyfriend just died and the guy responsible is laughing in your face? Oh, Dean.

Ok, "stuff it with walnuts"?! Whaaaaaaaaaat.

THE BOYS ARE PRETTY. <3

HOOOOOLY CRAP. SO THE FANGIRL. IS, I THINK, MY FAVOURITE PART. BECAUSE UM. I LOL'D. REALLY HARD. I WOULD TOTALLY READ HER FIC OMG!!!!!ONEONE11

"Um. Uh, Becky - can you quit touching me?"
"No."

*brb dying*

IMPALA! HUFF HUFF HUFF OH HELO THAR U SEXY THANG. COME HURR OFTEN?

YES!! EPIC SAM!ANGST! TOO HEAVY-HANDED BUT OH MAN, YESSSSSSSSS. ;ALSDJIA BOBBY, YOU ARE AWESOME. YOU MADE SAM PULL THE HEARTBREAK FACE. WIN.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. In the words of moonangelchan: "Shit, son!" BOBBY, NO! YOU WERE TOO GQ FOR THIS~!

Um. Is it bad that I have Usher's "What's Your Name?" stuck in my head, so when Meg knocked Sam in the face with the telephone, all I could think of was we can flirt with technology, girl?

WAIT WAIT I AM SO CONFUSED. DEAN=MICHAEL'S SWORD? SHOW, I DON'T EVEN. I MEAN. FIRST BECKY AND NOW... THIS. JUST. WHAT.

YOU ARE A RECEPTACLE, DEAN. YOU ARE HIS VESSEL. I AM DEAD OF THE HOMOEROTIC TEXT.

"LIFE AS AN ANGEL CONDOM" - ILU DEAN. <3 SAY IT LIKE IT IS.

DID ZACHARIAH JUST BREAK BOTH OF SAMMY'S LEGS? THIS SHOW JUST GOT MORE AWESOME
YAY TORTURE.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! DOES MISHA COLLINS HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH?! HOT DAMN.

LOL BOBBY. THAT'S THE FIGHTIN' SPIRIT.
In other words, I am never going to ba able to sleep again, thank you dead baby scene/Lucifer in a nightgown.

Dean wants to abolish religion. Excellent plan, Dean.

THE BOYS ARE BREAKING UP! WILL THERE BE MAN-TEARS?
akjds;lfjas to be continued fml. I still need to finish up my doomed Health essay.



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